Curioser and curioser!

korbutflip:

whiptotriple:

I can’t be the only one who thinks seeing Octavian Bellu in a rainbow shirt is hilarious.

That should be their next national team leo design. XD

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

cake-stuff:

Delicious cakes, cookies, dessert & other sweet food | http://cake-stuff.tumblr.com/

cake-stuff:

Delicious cakes, cookies, dessert & other sweet food | http://cake-stuff.tumblr.com/

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

ithinkofdemons:

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

This is fantastic

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

madeofpatterns:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

IZ Adaptive model Joanne, at the end of the runway Friday night at Dare to Wear Love for the Stephen Lewis Foundation gala.
Can we freakin taLK ABOUT THIS THOUGH?! Girl, werk.

those wheels!!!!!

madeofpatterns:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

IZ Adaptive model Joanne, at the end of the runway Friday night at Dare to Wear Love for the Stephen Lewis Foundation gala.

Can we freakin taLK ABOUT THIS THOUGH?! Girl, werk.

those wheels!!!!!

Loving someone who doesn’t love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on the more it hurts.

—Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

jakegrifball:

capslockapocalypse:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

WRITE.
A STORY.

oh fuck

(Source: zanetheaiden)

phuckindope:

!!!

phuckindope:

!!!

(Source: asthetiques)

liblinks:

LLTG: Librarians Love Tim Gunn

liblinks:

LLTG: Librarians Love Tim Gunn

cake-stuff:

Delicious cakes, cookies, dessert & other sweet food | http://cake-stuff.tumblr.com/

cake-stuff:

Delicious cakes, cookies, dessert & other sweet food | http://cake-stuff.tumblr.com/

She smiled and all I could think was ‘Oh shit’.

—Ten Word Poem #5   (via mer-se)

(Source: poemsbysmm)

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online